Fender Bender Delight?
Sure, why not, sounds delicious.
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Tastes the way a Christmas tree smells when dipped in marmalade.
Makes me feel the way I do when I decide to do things like dipping Christmas trees in marmalade.
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Watched some porn today where a bunch of cheerleaders take turns licking one girl's asshole. She liked it, which I can understand. But the other 10 girls licking said butthole, why were they so antsy to get a lick? Who in the world wants to lick a butthole? THAT'S WHERE THE POOP COMES FROM! I'll probably be singing another tune here if and when I finally take the dive and go labio-anal. There are a few asses out there that are so tempting that I don't think I'd be able to say no if I was asked to provide such service. I mean I might consider changing my mind on the subject should I ever be propositioned by someone such as Sally Jesse Raphael or Nancy Grace. And I wouldn't care if I saw her just step out of the filthiest Port-A-Potty with shit all over her face and pee still running down her leg (all portending to indicate a filthy butthole, in case you found that description superfluous), I would French kiss Amy Grant's poop shoot until they pulled me off.
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I know, I know. Typical American male, right? Weed? Check. Babes? Check. Well, what do you expect? I'm a weak American man! I just do what I'm told!
